Monday, March 15, 2010

2 gems from Matt for this week

Last week I was cooking supper; scrambled eggs and sausage (night before groceries); and while the sausage was cooking Matt said, "I don't know why omen wear perfume...they should just wear sausage....of course, make-up is made out of pig butt-grease, so it's not that much different."

Yesterday he said, "Mama, do you know why I like your family?  They have hairy nostrils."  HMMMM.

2 comments:

  1. AHA! That was your subconscious that made you make that spelling error! It was telling you that it was an OMEN that Matt told you he's going to invent a sausage perfume! Something big is going to happen, and it will have something to do with sausages, Matt....and possibly some German Alpacas! (that was MY subconscious speaking on that last part....)~Hannahoot

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